send us some love | submit@overheardathw.comOverheard at HWTumblr (3.0; @overheardathw)http://overheardathw.com/Teacher: you should wear a condom because you’re a penis head.<p>Teacher: you should wear a condom because you’re a penis head.</p>http://overheardathw.com/post/221310150http://overheardathw.com/post/221310150Fri, 23 Oct 2009 19:15:48 -0400Boy: I’m pretty sure the latin for ‘butt’ is ‘anus’<p>Boy: I’m pretty sure the latin for ‘butt’ is ‘anus’</p>http://overheardathw.com/post/202395554http://overheardathw.com/post/202395554Fri, 02 Oct 2009 02:40:59 -0400Talking about sperm fertilizing an egg Teacher: Now the sperm has to be the Michael Phelps of sperm...<p>Talking about sperm fertilizing an egg</p> <p>Teacher: Now the sperm has to be the Michael Phelps of sperm in order to fertilize the egg.</p>http://overheardathw.com/post/202273421http://overheardathw.com/post/202273421Thu, 01 Oct 2009 23:25:27 -0400Math Teacher: What’s root beer times root beer? Student: BEER!!<p>Math Teacher: What’s root beer times root beer?</p> <p>Student: BEER!!</p>http://overheardathw.com/post/202273089http://overheardathw.com/post/202273089Thu, 01 Oct 2009 23:24:00 -0400Hey everyone! Despite common misconceptions, overheardathw is up and running!! Send us an email at...<p>Hey everyone!</p> <p>Despite common misconceptions, overheardathw is up and running!! Send us an email at submit@overheardathw.com and we will post your quote!!</p>http://overheardathw.com/post/202197943http://overheardathw.com/post/202197943Thu, 01 Oct 2009 21:38:00 -0400Fin. For now...<p>Hey all.  With the year coming to an end you might think Overheard is too…but how wrong you are.  We have the chance to create a hopefully long-lasting tradition, something we can look back at.  Keep the quotes coming; keep this site alive. The only way we can do so, is if you keep submitting.  We’ll be back next year, hopefully bigger and better.  Have an incredible summer and see you soon.</p>http://overheardathw.com/post/115064588http://overheardathw.com/post/115064588Fri, 29 May 2009 20:03:00 -0400Student: That’s so mean! Teacher: That’s not mean. You want to know what’s mean?...<p><b>Student:</b> That’s so mean!</p> <p><b>Teacher:</b> That’s not mean. You want to know what’s mean? Putting a baby in the refrigerator!</p>http://overheardathw.com/post/113623511http://overheardathw.com/post/113623511Wed, 27 May 2009 01:09:31 -0400Student [to Teacher]: We need you to study.Teacher: You don’t need me. I’m the...<p><b>Student</b> <i>[to Teacher]</i>: We need you to study.<br/><br/><b>Teacher:</b> You don’t need me. I’m the sun!</p> <p><b>Student:</b> We need the sun to live.</p> <p><b>Teacher:</b> Ya but the sun is distant, I don’t want to scorch you.</p>http://overheardathw.com/post/113622881http://overheardathw.com/post/113622881Wed, 27 May 2009 01:07:50 -0400Science Teacher: I always wanted to be pretty… like Mulan…<p><b>Science Teacher:</b> I always wanted to be pretty… like Mulan…</p>http://overheardathw.com/post/113620677http://overheardathw.com/post/113620677Wed, 27 May 2009 01:01:56 -0400Girl [talking about her menstrual]: THERE WILL BE BLOOD!<p><b>Girl</b><i> [talking about her menstrual]</i><b>:</b> THERE WILL BE BLOOD!</p>http://overheardathw.com/post/113620121http://overheardathw.com/post/113620121Wed, 27 May 2009 01:00:00 -0400Boy: Guys, high school is just like genital herpes during the flare up.<p><b>Boy:</b> Guys, high school is just like genital herpes during the flare up.</p>http://overheardathw.com/post/112074115http://overheardathw.com/post/112074115Sat, 23 May 2009 19:40:03 -0400Boy [looking at a pair of students reading in a tree]: Didn’t humans ditch trees in...<p><b>Boy</b> <i>[looking at a pair of students reading in a tree]</i>: Didn’t humans ditch trees in like… 200 kiloannum? </p> <p><b>Girl:</b> Why do I hang out with you?</p>http://overheardathw.com/post/112074483http://overheardathw.com/post/112074483Sat, 23 May 2009 19:40:00 -0400Teacher: What are some other characteristics of ghosts? Student: Often white or caucasian…<p><b>Teacher:</b> What are some other characteristics of ghosts?</p> <p><b>Student:</b> Often white or caucasian…</p>http://overheardathw.com/post/111329875http://overheardathw.com/post/111329875Fri, 22 May 2009 01:40:23 -0400[Talking about colleges] Girl: I am not going anywhere below the Mason-Dixon line.<p>[Talking about colleges]</p> <p><b>Girl:</b> I am not going anywhere below the Mason-Dixon line.</p>http://overheardathw.com/post/111328092http://overheardathw.com/post/111328092Fri, 22 May 2009 01:33:59 -0400Girl: What instrument would i play in our band? [whispers to friend] Whats a silent...<p><b>Girl:</b> What instrument would i play in our band? [whispers to friend] Whats a silent instrument?</p> <p><b>Boy:</b> Uhhhh….nothing…</p>http://overheardathw.com/post/111326122http://overheardathw.com/post/111326122Fri, 22 May 2009 01:27:32 -0400[in history] Girl A: Looks like women began to vote mostly Democrat after Reagan. Girl B: I would...<p><i>[in history]</i></p> <p><b>Girl A:</b> Looks like women began to vote mostly Democrat after Reagan.</p> <p><b>Girl B:</b> I would rather be a man than a Democrat.</p>http://overheardathw.com/post/111324352http://overheardathw.com/post/111324352Fri, 22 May 2009 01:21:00 -0400Girl: What’s your political party affiliation?Teacher: Israeli.<p><b>Girl: </b>What’s your political party affiliation?<br/><b>Teacher:</b> Israeli.</p>http://overheardathw.com/post/110328549http://overheardathw.com/post/110328549Wed, 20 May 2009 00:35:04 -0400Girl: How do you jack off and text at the same time?Boy: On my iPhone, they have an app for that.<p><b>Girl:</b> How do you jack off and text at the same time?<br/><b>Boy:</b> On my iPhone, they have an app for that.</p>http://overheardathw.com/post/110328329http://overheardathw.com/post/110328329Wed, 20 May 2009 00:34:30 -0400Boy A [writing something down]:  How do you spell ‘“bicycle”? Boy B:...<p><b>Boy A</b> <i>[writing something down]</i>:  How do you spell ‘“bicycle”?</p> <p><b>Boy B:</b>  B-I-C-…</p> <p><b>Boy A:</b>  Shit!</p>http://overheardathw.com/post/110328146http://overheardathw.com/post/110328146Wed, 20 May 2009 00:33:51 -0400Girl: Whoa, my iPhone just auto-predicted “Ahmadinejad!”<p><b>Girl:</b> Whoa, my iPhone just auto-predicted “Ahmadinejad!”</p>http://overheardathw.com/post/110327757http://overheardathw.com/post/110327757Wed, 20 May 2009 00:32:39 -0400