May 23 2009
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Boy: Guys, high school is just like genital herpes during the flare up.
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Boy [looking at a pair of students reading in a tree]: Didn’t humans ditch trees in like… 200 kiloannum?
Girl: Why do I hang out with you?
May 22 2009
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Teacher: What are some other characteristics of ghosts?
Student: Often white or caucasian…
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[Talking about colleges]
Girl: I am not going anywhere below the Mason-Dixon line.
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Girl: What instrument would i play in our band? [whispers to friend] Whats a silent instrument?
Boy: Uhhhh….nothing…
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[in history]
Girl A: Looks like women began to vote mostly Democrat after Reagan.
Girl B: I would rather be a man than a Democrat.
May 20 2009
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Girl: What’s your political party affiliation?
Teacher: Israeli.
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Girl: How do you jack off and text at the same time?
Boy: On my iPhone, they have an app for that.
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Boy A [writing something down]: How do you spell ‘“bicycle”?
Boy B: B-I-C-…
Boy A: Shit!
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Girl: Whoa, my iPhone just auto-predicted “Ahmadinejad!”
