Oct 23 2009
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Teacher: you should wear a condom because you’re a penis head.
Oct 02 2009
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Boy: I’m pretty sure the latin for ‘butt’ is ‘anus’
Oct 01 2009
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Talking about sperm fertilizing an egg
Teacher: Now the sperm has to be the Michael Phelps of sperm in order to fertilize the egg.
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Math Teacher: What’s root beer times root beer?
Student: BEER!!
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Hey everyone!
Despite common misconceptions, overheardathw is up and running!! Send us an email at submit@overheardathw.com and we will post your quote!!
May 29 2009
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Fin. For now…
Hey all. With the year coming to an end you might think Overheard is too…but how wrong you are. We have the chance to create a hopefully long-lasting tradition, something we can look back at. Keep the quotes coming; keep this site alive. The only way we can do so, is if you keep submitting. We’ll be back next year, hopefully bigger and better. Have an incredible summer and see you soon.
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May 27 2009
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Student: That’s so mean!
Teacher: That’s not mean. You want to know what’s mean? Putting a baby in the refrigerator!
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Student [to Teacher]: We need you to study.
Teacher: You don’t need me. I’m the sun!
Student: We need the sun to live.
Teacher: Ya but the sun is distant, I don’t want to scorch you.
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Science Teacher: I always wanted to be pretty… like Mulan…
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Girl [talking about her menstrual]: THERE WILL BE BLOOD!
